Growth Quest

Tell your story. Find your people.

TOPSTRAT3 / 3000000RUN 0:00CUSTOMERS 00

Diagnose three businesses0 / 3

MICHAEL / TOPSTRAT

VANITY METRICS MACHINE

Shoot when its screen turns gold!

TOPSTRAT / GREENVILLE, SC

Big retainers.
Small results.

Three shops. One campus. A city overdosing on vibes.
Bring strategy. Restore hope.

TRUTH OVER HYPE · SERVICE OVER CONTROL1–2 MINUTE MISSION

Template minionsStomp or flank

Invoice burnersJump over receipts

Canva QueenBlast the gold crown

Metrics machineC + customers win

1 / 2

1 / MOVE + DOUBLE JUMP

← → · SPACE twice

TOPSTRAT / UPGRADE AVAILABLE

Want to be
Super Michael?

Twice the size. Invincible. Retainers tremble.

EmailPhone

Share your email and phone with Michael at michael@topstratconsulting.com for a TopStrat follow-up.

TOPSTRAT / FIX THE PROBLEM · 1 / 3

What does this business need?

CONFORMITY COLLEGE / FICTIONAL CASE

For His Kingdom.
And Our Control.

Dr. Control III sells fear. Calls it faith. Students leave.

Truth. A clear visit path. Reply to families.

Imaginary crisis, villain, demolition, and student numbers.

Build trust. Restore hope.

Truthful story → clear next step → useful follow-up

SIMULATED STUDENTS120

THIS BREAK IS NOT BILLABLE

Strategy break.

Your campaign is waiting.

LESS FLUFF. MORE PLAYBOOK.

Know the problem.
Choose the weapon.

Move: hold LEFT or RIGHT. Tap JUMP twice to double jump.

Fight: hold BLAST. CAPTURE pulls leads and powers your next attack.

Help: tap TALK near a person, then choose a service.

← → / A DMoveSPACE / W / ↑Double jump · press twiceX / JStrategy blast · hold to fireC / KCapture / customer power blastE / 1 2 3Talk / diagnose / chooseP / ESCPause

Diagnose three shops. Content earns attention. C captures leads. Connected follow-up creates customers.

Templates reflect front shots. Stomp, flank, or spend a charged blast. Invoice burners throw receipts. The Queen copies your work and bills for it.

New rivals: jargon drones need airborne blasts. Charging retainers need a stomp or flank. C dissolves approval forms.

Campus: rebuild trust through truth and Christian service. The transformation and student count are fictional game events.

Machine: blast its gold screen. C opens its capture shield. Customers open its final shield. Every four customers earn a powerful C blast. Death restores only the current phase.

GREENVILLE FINALLY GOT A RETURN ON SOMETHING

You found
your people.

Actual customers. Imagine that.

GROWTH SCORE0

CUSTOMERS0

STRATEGY0 / 3

SIMULATED STUDENTS1,200

Tell your story. Find your people.
Follow Jesus. Tell the truth. Serve your neighbor.

Michael would love to buy you coffee.

Learn about TopStratFictional villains, campus crisis & enrollment. Original satire; no affiliation with the brands parodied.

CONTENTFocused story · X

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CAPTUREUnlock in River Park

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FOLLOW-UPUnlock on the east side

TOPSTRAT / COFFEE

Coffee with Michael.

Michael would love to buy you coffee.

Every Thursday / Friday · 3–5 p.m. Eastern · 30 minutes · Next 4 weeks

Checking Michael’s calendar…

Choose a time

Choose a time to reserve your coffee.

NameEmail

Reserve 30 minutes and email me an Outlook invite.

Your coffee is reserved.

← → move · SPACE twice · X blast · C capture · E talk

Tap JUMP twice. Hold BLAST. TALK when prompted.